Nothing seems to be going right for PTI right now.
It seems like some of PTI’s ministers don’t even know basic maths. And the others are just too slow to make sound statements.
Here are three ministers of Naya Pakistan giving ridiculous statements. They really need to wake up and think twice before making any statement or saying anything at all. Maybe hire someone more competent?
1. Fiaz ul Hasan Chohan
First we have our very own Punjab’s Information Minister, Fiaz Ul Hasan Chohan.
He claimed that Pakistan is a victim of $1000 billion money laundering.
پاکستان سالانہ ایک ہزار ارب ڈالر منی لانڈرنگ کا شکار ہے، فیاض الحسن چوہان#Abbtakk
— AbbTakk (@AbbTakk) August 28, 2018
Abbas Nasir’s explains perfectly what is wrong with the Punjab Information Minister’s statement.
There is an urgent need for tutorials so that the difference between 'lakh, crore, arab' and millions and billions is understood. https://t.co/yky2kFauY4
— Abbas Nasir (@abbasnasir59) August 28, 2018
Yes! He needs a lesson in maths, basically.
Users on twitter tried to give him that lesson.
ایک ہزار ارب ڈالر!اس جاہل انسان کو تو یہ بھی شائد نہ معلوم ہوگا کہ پاکستان کا سالانہ بجٹ بھی اتنا نہیں ہوتا۔۔۔
— Masud Ahsan (@MasudAhsan1) August 28, 2018
— Aqeel (@aqeel_TX) August 29, 2018
Pakistan ka GDP 330 billion dollars hay
— Faisal Tanwir (@FaisalTanwir) August 28, 2018
We think they managed to get their point across pretty well.
But maybe Fiaz can hire a math tutor? A fifth grade level student would be sufficient.
2. Sheikh Rasheed
Sheikh Rasheed also needs a lesson – in thinking twice, perhaps?
He ordered the auctioning of 100 railway rest houses.
There’s only one slight problem in that noble plan.
There are 11 rest houses only.
And they don’t even have 100 rooms put together.
افسران نے شیخ رشید کو بتایا جناب ریلوے کے پاس گیارہ ریسٹ ہاؤس ہیں اور ان کے سو کمرے نہیں آپ نے 100 ریسٹ ہاؤس نیلام کرنے کا اعلان کر دیا ہے
— Umar Cheema (@UmarCheema1) August 28, 2018
Officials told him that it is impossible to execute his orders.
Donkeys have been imposed on us. Railway minister orders to auction off 100 railway resthouses. Railway officials tell him it’s impossible to execute his orders as Railways has 11 resthouses, that together don’t have 100 rooms. https://t.co/bfOX2QUefO
— Gul Bukhari (@GulBukhari) August 28, 2018
In reply to this blunder by Rasheed, several people took to twitter to criticize him.
— John Mark (@thesilkstalker) August 28, 2018
Sheikh Rasheed you mean?
Now railways will have to build another 89 for auction so that the honorable minister is not embarrassed?
— Saud (@SaudSami) August 28, 2018
We can’t stop face-palming at his statement.
We shudder to think of the condition of railways with a man like him in charge.
3. Fawad Chaudhry
Then there’s our extremely genius information minister Fawad Chaudhry who is a lawyer by profession.
The information minister is trying to use information from Google to bring tabdeeli.
وزیراعظم کے ہیلی کاپٹر استعمال کرنے سے خرچا گوگل کیا تھا ، فواد چودھری
— Geo News Urdu (@geonews_urdu) August 28, 2018
After being trolled on social media for defending Imran Khan’s use of helicopter, claiming that it is much cheaper than a car since it costs Rs. 50-55 per kilometer, he clarified that he Googled this brilliant piece of information.
People just felt hopeless at this point.
This is called change where an information minister is making statements based on google search.
— Sabir Ali Khan (@SabirActivist) August 28, 2018
Ay pyaaa jay sada Information Google Minister 🙂
— اکثریت کو آمریت مبارک (@khush_rhoo) August 28, 2018
Information Google Minister?! LOL
They are running Pakistan as per google search 🤣
— MT (@thetahirch) August 28, 2018
Which of these Ministers made the biggest and funniest blunder?
Let us know in the comments!